Ian Down Under

In the words of Madonna and Justin Timberlake "We only got four minutes to save the world... (Wikki Wikki Wikki)"

In the words of the Queensland Hotels Association, "You only got four minutes to take a shower..."



This is because...



I always like to read the papers when I am on holiday (national and local; and try to get The Guardian when I can - Nancy Banks-Smith withdrawal symptoms...) In The Australian, the debate about the water shortages continue.

Victoria, New South Wales and Queensland all share what's called the Murray-Darling basin - the two main rivers which provide water to the major east coast cities. Victoria and NSW have introduced stringent irrigation regimes to prevent the water being wasted, while Queensland has not. This is pissing Victoria and NSW off as they suffer for Queensland's decision. This means there is mounting (water) pressure for control of supplies to be taken under federal control.

In the meantime, huge billboards in cities and along the roads remind you about the state of the supplies and give you advice about how to conserve water. All the water features in cities bubble and gurgle and fountain without worries, but proudly display signs telling you they operate on reclaimed water.

Anyway, that would be fine, but there is a compulsion in hotels to use all the mini shampoo and conditioner and shower gel goodies that you've paid for, which takes way longer than four minutes..!