OZ +15: Watch out...

Here is my attempt at dangerous wildlife photography...



This is the home of a real-life, funnel-web spider.

If it pops out and bites you, you have a window of about three hours to get to the anti-venom before you die an agonising, poisoned death.

If I were clever I would have done that thing with the photo where you look at it for a long time and then, without warning, the spider pops out and sends you flying across the room..

Who's to say I haven't...?